25 Funniest Quotes Ever and Funny Sayings Lines
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25 Best Funny Quotes and Funny lines
1- “Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.” P.D. East "
2-“A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.”Frank Zappa
3-“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.”Reba McEntire
4-“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” Elbert Hubbard
5-“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” Albert Einstein
6-“The road to success is always under construction.” Lily Tomlin -
7-“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.” Dave Barry
8-“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."Winston Churchill
9-“Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.” Albert King -
10- “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” Ron White
11- “Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.” Alison Boulter" -
12- “He who laughs last didn't get it.” Helen Giangregorio" -
13- “Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.”Joey Adams "
14- “You can't have everything... where would you put it?” Steven Alexander Wright -
15- “The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” Robert Bloch -
16-“God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.” Benjamin Franklin -
17- “I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.” Demetri Martin
18- “You never run out of things that can go wrong.” Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law) -
19-“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.” Dr. Seuss
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” Edgar Bergen -
20-“Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.” Will Rogers
21-“Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.” Stephen Hawking"
22-“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” George Carlin
23-“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.”Alice Roosevelt Longworth"
24-“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.” Albert Einstein
25-“I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.” Donald Glover
